17th Command; video

[aggravating]

This again? [He's so not amused. You see how not amused he is? This is A+ levels of not. Fucking. Amused..] Alright, I'll bite. Let's see who knows me.

This is Tony Stark. Yes the Tony Stark. Iron Man, eccentric billionaire, genius inventor. Let's chat.

[... Wait. Shit he almost forgot.

A look of something that can only be described as pure, creeped out discomfort pulls at his face as he leans forward, about to turn off the feed.]

And if you're a psycho pink pony? Yeah. No. Go creep on someone else.

[Not today, Pinkmania. Not. Today.]

Comments

SO VERY PUBLIC.

[pinkpartypony]

[There's just THIS MUSIC.

And then This. And then...an adorable voice that sounds like something out of a children's video as the last song plays.]

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back-to-back they faced one another,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came and shot the two dead boys.

A paralyzed donkey walking by,

Kicked the copper in the eye,

Sent him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

(If you don't believe this lie is true,

Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)


[And then, cackling, high childish laughter...and nothing. And no further responses will be had. She listens Tony but she had to say hello.

Ed note: You legit may not want to listen to the music unless you're all brave.]

[yeahscience]

...Holy shit, yo. I totally thought you were making that psycho pony shit up.

[aggravating]

Yeah, uh. Psychotic, human eating ponies aren't exactly things you can just. Make up.

[HE TOLD YOU, DAMNIT]

[yeahscience]

The tweakers I know, yeah, they definitely can.

...doesn't make the reality any less creepy as shit, though.

[aggravating]

[YEAH NOPE.

NOT RESPONDING.

NOT EVEN TO FLIP OFF A PONY.

HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.]