Coulson. That- uh. Last time he saw you he was offering a flight to Portland, and after that... nothing but blood smeared across a wall, soaking into vintage cards thrown down in front of Captain America.
He can do this.]
Yeah, see, two problems there. One; I'm pretty sure Fury's working on a petition to get the word 'party' burned out of every dictionary on Earth. Two; if I see even one picture of a psychotic pony when I get home? I'm hacking SHIELD and changing everyone's names to things like Commander Bubblegum for the rest of the year.
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Coulson. That- uh. Last time he saw you he was offering a flight to Portland, and after that... nothing but blood smeared across a wall, soaking into vintage cards thrown down in front of Captain America.
He can do this.]
Yeah, see, two problems there. One; I'm pretty sure Fury's working on a petition to get the word 'party' burned out of every dictionary on Earth. Two; if I see even one picture of a psychotic pony when I get home? I'm hacking SHIELD and changing everyone's names to things like Commander Bubblegum for the rest of the year.