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aggravating) wrote2012-11-08 11:15 am
aggravating) wrote2012-11-08 11:15 am
17th Command; video
This again? [He's so not amused. You see how not amused he is? This is A+ levels of not. Fucking. Amused..] Alright, I'll bite. Let's see who knows me.
This is Tony Stark. Yes the Tony Stark. Iron Man, eccentric billionaire, genius inventor. Let's chat.
[... Wait. Shit he almost forgot.
A look of something that can only be described as pure, creeped out discomfort pulls at his face as he leans forward, about to turn off the feed.]
And if you're a psycho pink pony? Yeah. No. Go creep on someone else.
[Not today, Pinkmania. Not. Today.]
This is Tony Stark. Yes the Tony Stark. Iron Man, eccentric billionaire, genius inventor. Let's chat.
[... Wait. Shit he almost forgot.
A look of something that can only be described as pure, creeped out discomfort pulls at his face as he leans forward, about to turn off the feed.]
And if you're a psycho pink pony? Yeah. No. Go creep on someone else.
[Not today, Pinkmania. Not. Today.]
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Oh.
Coulson. That- uh. Last time he saw you he was offering a flight to Portland, and after that... nothing but blood smeared across a wall, soaking into vintage cards thrown down in front of Captain America.
He can do this.]
Yeah, see, two problems there. One; I'm pretty sure Fury's working on a petition to get the word 'party' burned out of every dictionary on Earth. Two; if I see even one picture of a psychotic pony when I get home? I'm hacking SHIELD and changing everyone's names to things like Commander Bubblegum for the rest of the year.