Tony Stark (
aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm
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Mark I - Video;
[The camera is facing the wall. An interesting thing, seeing as there must be some sort of reason someone would purposefully start broadcasting a picture of the wall. Perhaps it was going to change? Perhaps there was a pattern hidden there, something just slightly off-white patterned there. Some hidden message, some hidden meaning. Perhaps all the answers to life were in that one little piece of a room, that one, focused image of a wall being sent around the barge. Perhaps-]
Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!
[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.
[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!
... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]
It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.
I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.
Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!
[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.
[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!
... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]
It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.
I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.
Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
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Tony's grinning a little, snapping his fingers and triggering a slight part in the suit's plating, a few little lights turning on and oh, hey. Looks like there are speakers in there.
Speakers blaring this in retaliation.]
video chosen on purpose.
[ He'll even head bob through the whole song, gesturing to brainbots as he enjoys himself-- ]
[ -- and then triggers the next choice song.... ]
[ AND A LASER SHOW. Seriously, he's got all his gear now that he's a graduate, so he takes full advantage of triggering one of his personal shows-- complete with blazing giant blue head, and lasers everywhere. Brainbots color coordinate, flashing in time with the music, and megamind's enormous head may feature prominently (along with his stylized M). ]
[ He puts his good foot againsts the table he was at-- pushes himself spiraling into the center of his lap, letting the climax hit while he uses his momentum to spin himself just right before he comes back to a stop, grinning. ]
[ Your move, Stark. ]
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For now, anyway.
So he's just raising his eyebrows, actually looking mildly impressed which, really, is a rare thing for Tony Stark.]
Seven. [He waves his hand out, gesturing towards the camera even though he knows Megamind won't be able to see what he's outlining on his end.] Points for style, but. Mmm. Giant head?
It's your thing, I get that, but maybe a little on the side of too pompous.
[Says the guy who hired girls to dance in skimpy Iron Man outfits during an expo opening and who hangs paintings of himself everywhere in his house.]
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Look, you have shiny, incredibly ostentatious armor -- points to you for that, though, because seriously, flaunt what you've got... and I've got a big head with incredible genius inside. I gotta flaunt what I got!
Also, I didn't have any of my bigger robots to be awesome. Can only fit so much in a cabin, even the bigger warden ones.
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[Oh wait] Not rocking the chains and shackles anymore?
[Not that any of them ever were as inmates, but you know what he means]
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[ oh yeah Tony's been gone for months. ]
Yeah, got sprung a few months ago. Went home for a bit, cleared up the city, went heroic, blah blah blah. You know the gig.