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aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm
aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm
Mark I - Video;
[The camera is facing the wall. An interesting thing, seeing as there must be some sort of reason someone would purposefully start broadcasting a picture of the wall. Perhaps it was going to change? Perhaps there was a pattern hidden there, something just slightly off-white patterned there. Some hidden message, some hidden meaning. Perhaps all the answers to life were in that one little piece of a room, that one, focused image of a wall being sent around the barge. Perhaps-]
Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!
[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.
[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!
... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]
It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.
I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.
Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!
[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.
[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!
... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]
It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.
I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.
Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
a rare instance of Perry replying in [video]! (privately, though)
You forgot something, the last time. [He shifts the camera to reveal-- okay, scratch that, you know who really missed you? This tiny little robot currently making little grabby motions at the screen with its clamp-appendages.]
[video of the private variety]
Honestly, he doesn't mind Perry. Likes the guy, even. Kind of.
Well, maybe a bit more than kind of, considering the guy's apparently held on to one of those little terror bots he unleashed on the barge at the end of his inmate days.]
You- [Sorry Perry, nothing you say or do is going to be more interesting or important than the little robot you let into frame] -are an absolute tragedy. You make Dum-E look like the sports-car of helper bots. What is- you're supposed to be an annoyance, not a desk toy, what are you doing?
[video; private]
[Perry leaves the comm centered on the little bot while he leans back in his chair, affecting his campest tone of voice.] Trying its little robotic heart out to make daddy very proud.