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aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm
aggravating) wrote2013-05-07 08:12 pm
Mark I - Video;
[The camera is facing the wall. An interesting thing, seeing as there must be some sort of reason someone would purposefully start broadcasting a picture of the wall. Perhaps it was going to change? Perhaps there was a pattern hidden there, something just slightly off-white patterned there. Some hidden message, some hidden meaning. Perhaps all the answers to life were in that one little piece of a room, that one, focused image of a wall being sent around the barge. Perhaps-]
Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!
[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.
[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!
... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]
It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.
I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.
Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
Back in black! [Oh.] I hit the sack [Is that-] I've been too long [Oh no.] I'm glad to be back!
[And just like that, AD/DC at full force in the background, the camera is picked up, held up and at an angle pure myspace style, revealing one Tony Stark in all his business suited glory.] Honey, I'm home! [Aaaand down goes the communicator on the nearest desk.] And, so we're all on the same page here, I fully endorse a battle royale to figure out who honey is. Although I warn you now, I'm a picky soul, and my heart belongs to one thing and one thing only.
[Wait for it, pause for dramatic effect, drum roll please!
... Yeah he's just stepping aside to show the Mark VII in all it's powered down glory.]
It's the red and gold that got me. I still say I go with the red suit and you wear the gold lace, babe.
I believe the lace would flatter your figure better, sir.
Fair point. [Yup. That's one smart-talking computer program that's followed Tony to the barge. Again. JARVIS is practically a part of him at this point. But at the very least Tony seems to be calming down, finally sitting at the desk the communicator's on and tilting it up a little to eye the camera a bit better.] Quick debrief. I'm back of my own free will. Lacking the invisible shackles this time around, and this? [Have a quick wiggle of his phone] I got promoted to camp counselor. So someone get the blogs out and give me updates.
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[He smirks.]
Ask your warden.
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[No but really]
Not up to playing twenty questions with Speed Wheeler right now, so...
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Or I'm just trying to find a way around labeling you as one of the Xavier Family Singers from the Halfway House of Mutant Preteens. [....] Fourteen-year-olds. [.........] Sixteen?
[Yeah okay he's just being a brat.
But see, he listens. He knows things. He also refuses to remember that Charles calls his babysitting squad X-Men because yeah. No.]
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[This insult does not even work. His own inmate called him fourteen once. Whatever. 60s-era kanyeshrug.]
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Don't take it personally, I don't even remember what I had for breakfast. [Or, you know, take it personally. Either way is good c:]
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If I say my actual age you're going to forget it until you start saying I'm five, so you get my name and like it.
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[He's never heard them described as a 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution before.
(spot the reference)]
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Ftr Alex totally started it.]
Just trying to improve on the name. [... That and he can't remember what you were actually calling yourselves. He burned that from his memory time and time again.
Don't take it personally Professor X.] It was either that or the Xavier Bunch, but I didn't want to dive into cultural education failure this early in the game.
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That's a television program, isn't it? [Guess who's been doing some reading. B)]
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Except when it's a code name like Iron Man.
Iron Man is a whole different story.]
Four for you, Glen Coco. [Slow down now, Tony. Don't wanna give Grandma a pop culture overdose.]
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We could use a baritone!
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You're not bad yourself.
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[And you guys are so not worthy of his voice talents okay.
Not. That he sings or anything. Just, you know. Principle of the matter.]
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