2nd Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

Comments

[aggravating]

Perfect. He'd like that.

[But, for the first time, he's kind of paying attention to how she's phrasing that. So, curiously]

So, what, your universe have a ton of AIs running around?

[technophilic]

Artificial intelligence has not yet been perfected in my world. Most AI systems are primitive at best.

[ That's a no. ]

[aggravating]

[He smirks]

Honey, you'll love JARVIS. No one's made an AI to his level before. He's kind of my crowning glory, aside from the suit. Just don't tell him that, he'll never let me hear the end of it.

[He leans forward towards the communicator, then]

So how do you normally talk to systems, then?

[technophilic]

I am sure we will get along. [ She always gets along with computers. ]

The same way that I am speaking with you.

[aggravating]

[This might be the best weird thing he's heard since coming here. Seriously]

So, what? No connection or anything? You can just talk to circuits and they understand you? And... vice versa?

[technophilic]

Physical connection to circuitry facilitates the conversation, but it is not required.

[aggravating]

That's a fun little talent. [He's grinning wolfishly now] Can everyone do this where you're from, or is that something unique to you?

[technophilic]

[ Her face is flat as ever. ]

I am the only one in my world with such an ability documented.

[aggravating]

[Curiouser and curiouser]

So you just... talk to them? Like you would anyone else?

[technophilic]

We understand each other. There is not always a need to communicate verbally.

[aggravating]

I would kill for that. Hey, if I manage to get a suit up and running, wanna chat it up?

AI or no AI, it's still one of the most advanced pieces of computerized robotics in all of human history.

[technophilic]

I will be the judge of that.

[aggravating]

Hah. It'll be the computer of your dreams.

[technophilic]

That seems highly unlikely.

[aggravating]

You haven't met my tech.

[Hell yeah, he's proud]