2nd Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

Comments

[Private]

[diedinnewyork]

What's it do? This suit thing you've got?

[technophilic]

It is electronic?

[Private]

[aggravating]

[You've asked the magic question!]

It's a fighting suit, more or less. Even if I'd rather classify it in the non-lethal end of things. It connects to this- [He taps his arc reactor through his shirt] -and basically makes me able to pick up trucks, blast through walls, fly, and generally be a pain in the ass to anyone trying to blow up my stuff.

[He really just wants his helmet because JARVIS.]

[peektuttut]

The Barge doesn't really function on your average scientific method. Most of the times I've opened my communicator, I find string and paperclips inside. I'm willing to bet it's the same with most of the ship.

But good effort.

[Private]

[diedinnewyork]

[eyebrow raise] ...So it's a Magic Manhattan suit? Can you like, pull apart molecules with it? Blow shit up? Turn things into mercury and transmute stuff like that?

[He's genuinely curious as the only person who's ever been able to pick things up and blow things up without a gun or a grenade...is Manhattan.]

Sounds pretty damn useful.

[aggravating]

At it's most basic level, yeah. It's mostly powered by something else, though. Alternative energy that, if you really want to strip it of it's entire scientific height can be attributed to electricity.

[technophilic]

And it has a database? A computer?

[aggravating]

... Seriously? [He just hasn't picked apart his communicator because... it looks so straight-forward. That and, if he breaks it and cannibalizes the parts, then his only form of entertainment is completely shot.]

What is this, MacGyver in space?

[Private]

[aggravating]

[He actually laughs at that] Yeah, uh, no. It's not capable of picking apart the universe and making atomic bombs out of thin air.

The blasts are all through repulsor technology, the thing I invented to make it fly. It's just a concentrated energy blast from various parts of the suit.

[He grins, kind of like a proud parent] Yeah. It is.

[aggravating]

Yeah, a nano-processor laid out along the shell of it. The heads-up display analyzes the surrounding area and it's just generally really extremely helpful.

[Video]

[slayage]

[Amuuuuuuused.] Nice try.

[technophilic]

If you were to retrieve it, would you be willing to allow me to speak to it? I will do nothing to damage it.

[buywithme]

I'm sorry for your loss, Comrade, but should we be concerned that someone has apparently stolen this from you and possibly cannibalized it for other uses?

Is there anything in your suit which might be used by a less scrupulous inhabitant to create explosions and fire.

[timesbureaucrat]

Mr. Drake is correct. The last time someone opened up a wall panel, there was nothing but packing foam inside. Good luck causing an explosion with that.

[inhistorybooks]

The ship's pretty good at protecting itself from stuff like that. Whoever built it knew what they were doing.

[peektuttut]

Yeah, see--[There's a reason Tim uses his laptop if he's in his room. It only takes a few seconds, but he removes a back section of the communicator and oh hey, is that silly string in there? It may be silly string.]

It's 'The Admiral doesn't like our laws of physics' in space.

Re: [Private]

[diedinnewyork]

[He shrugs] Weapon that could do that would have amazing uses. I can't begin to tell you. When Dick ended up with Manhattan he was all about super weapons for awhile.

[He shrugs] You need it back? You know where they keep it and or kept it?

[rass_bestie]

[Since everyone's covered the 'laws of physics need not apply…] Your warden might be convinced to ask the Admiral for it. Unless you had it here when you arrived, I doubt that anyone's made off with it.

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[surfaceshine]

[Everyone else has the rest of it covered; so Dean takes a completely different tack, because he totally gets both of these sentiments, okay.]

What kind of music?

[thestarspangledman]

More robotics?

[private]

[scarlet_discord]

I have a cool piece of twenty sixth century tech I can let you borrow, if you put it back together and restore the files inside when you're done.

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[gotgreenmagic]

It's really less that it was taken from you and more that when you were removed from your plane of reality it didn't come with.

[impure_tale]

I say go ahead. I could use the entertainment.

[ourlastbesthope]

How did a suit get taken?

[Private]

[aggravating]

Yeah, well. Atomic threats never got us anywhere good.

[He shrugs]

All I know is I was in it back home, and when I got here it was gone. And considering past luck with my tech? The next thing I know we'll have hundreds of cannibalized Iron Man suits patrolling the halls.