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[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

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[Everyone else has the rest of it covered; so Dean takes a completely different tack, because he totally gets both of these sentiments, okay.]

What kind of music?

[Hey, tunes are just as important as his AI. He's going crazy without them]

AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath. That general era of things.

[Dean has exactly two pieces of frivolous furniture in his room; one is a minifridge because duh. The other is a record player.

He gets it.]

I have some AC/DC and Rolling Stones. Also CCR, Allman Brothers, Bob Seger, and some blues. Couple other odds and ends.

They're all vinyl though.

Vinyl? [He raises his eyebrows] Vintage. I like it. Nothing beats surround sound and something that can fit into your pocket, but hey. Scratch of a record never gets old.

[Dean meets the consideration unblinking, and then nods, satisfied.] My thoughts exactly. Here's the deal: I'll share custody of my player and albums with you, until you get your own warden and your own shit. It's small enough to be portable, shouldn't be that big-a deal.

[He pauses, lets his lips curl into an easy smile that isn't, exactly, unfriendly on the surface but manages not to do a thing to soften the promise when he adds an afterthought.] And if you dismantle my player in any way, shape, or form, you will be sorry about it. No offense, but we don't know each other very well yet, so them's the rules. Capiche?

[.... He likes your style, Dean. Which is why he's just grinning at the idle threat.]

Might need to babysit me. I have a tendency to get personally insulted by outdated technology.

Well I can assure you, my record player has perfect manners. So keep your paws to yourself and we'll all get along fine.

[Dean is pretty much just amused by this point, though, because while the threat wasn't really all that idle - he takes his music seriously too, alright - it also wasn't really all that serious. Dean making someone sorry can be anything from shooting them in the face to eating cheetos on their couch and never leaving.

Look at your life, Tony. Look at your choices. Do you need a Winchester infestation? Almost no one does.]

If she flirts with me first, all bets are off.

[He probably needs a Dean infestation just as much as Dean would need a Tony one. In other words, not at all.

But this is someone who respects the classics. And a man's choice in music says volumes about the man himself. Tony will stick to that philosophy for the rest of forever.]

Just treat her nice and send her home with cab fare.

[So this means it should totally happen at some point, right?

It's a pretty good philosophy to have, and certainly one Dean subscribes to himself.

And by the way, Tony, some of those records are brand new first editions. Dean has friends with friends who time travel, and sometimes that's awesome.]

[He will treat those records as if they are Gods, Dean.]

I'll even have her wrapped up pretty and home by midnight.

[Mutual infestation? Hell yes. Tony doesn't make friends often, but between Chuck Norris and good tunes? You're growing on him, Dean.]

[Like a fungus. That's what Dean does. With the growing anyway. And you had better treat those records exactly like that, Tony. He's pretty sure you will, though, or you wouldn't be laying a finger on them to begin with.]

See that you do. I've got a list of things about five feet long to get done today in maintenance so I'll drop it by after breakfast.

[Dean kind of likes Tony's style too; but then, Dean is capable of being just about the most easy going person on the planet, provided no one tries to eat him. Or chops the heads off babies. Should be pretty easy criteria, right?]

[If even a scratch comes to them, if he even so much as dents the corners to their covers? He'll do the right thing and just toss himself overboard a few dozen times.]

Whenever you get around to it. I'll be up the next few days, trying to get a spark of electricity out of a piece of string isn't exactly something I've spent much time trying before.

[He'll keep the babies unharmed, for the most part. Not that he hasn't been tempted before, leaning in to give the customary celebrity kiss to the forehead and coming back covered in vomit. But hey.]

[Dean would appreciate that; saves him the trouble of doing it himself, and at heart, the hunter is a lazy sonnuvabitch.]

Try a potato and an orange. Or is it a paperclip and a battery.

...you know what, I'm just gonna go fix a toaster.

You want it to sing and dance, give me a call.

[He's being completely and totally serious right now.]

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