2nd Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

Comments

[rass_bestie]

I suppose technically you could, but for all we know your warden might feel that your entire redemption relies on it or something and then where would the poor person be?

[aggravating]

That little trust for a recently kidnapped man?

Just a hand slap and a wag of a finger if it comes to it and I'll be handing it over, no fuss. [Lies. Utter lies.]

[rass_bestie]

Oh, I'm certain.

All right. If you're not paired by the next pairing announcement, I'll request it and take responsibility for it for you.

[aggravating]

[He puffs out his cheeks, annoyed, but hey. This ship runs on a system.

He just needs to find a way to hack it.]

Such a gentleman.

[rass_bestie]

[Shrug with his hands.] You have my sympathies. The Admiral turned my ship components into liquorice. It's not the most stable of conductors. [Yes, he got it working a little.]

[aggravating]

Licorice? Seriously? [And suddenly, he's all curiosity again] Yeah, no kidding. It'd melt given too much of a charge, unless you're combating the heat in some way... but seriously? A working system built on food?

[He's more curious about it than getting mad at the insensibility of it right now]

[rass_bestie]

[Of course he is.] I spent most of my inmate period smelling of it. It takes careful monitoring but yes, it's manageable with a few adjustments.

[aggravating]

[He grins] Hey, beats smelling like you got into a fight with a skunk.

Food, though... that's a theory I'm interested in.

[rass_bestie]

I suppose. [Never got into a fight with one, barely knows what one is.]

Well, I'm sure I can run up a small system, if you want to take a look.

[aggravating]

Always up for digging into a new system. Especially since it seems this place runs on the seemingly illogical.

Maybe if I combine your science with mine, and throw in a touch of pure luck...

[rass_bestie]

...And you'll?

[aggravating]

[He shrugs, trying and failing to swallow a smirk]

Pepperoni powered suit. That's all I'm saying.

[rass_bestie]

I'd stay away from the carnivores if you're going to try that.