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[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

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That's-

[He stops, takes a deep breath. Okay, fine. He can play nice until someone gives him what he wants. No problem]

- complete and utter crap. What if I need it for my own sanity, huh? My own peace of mind?

[Welp. That didn't work]

Then maybe you're here to work on your attachment issues.

Duly noted.

[He lets out a frustrated sigh]

But if I did have attachment issues - which I don't, by the way - wouldn't, you know, ripping everything I love right out of my hands be kind of a bad way to handle that?

Possibly, but the Admiral cares more about Barge safety than he does about one guy's issues. Sorry.

Look, I've been there. When I first got here I lost the powers I had since I was twelve and I didn't really get them back until I graduated. Over two years later. You adjust, is what I'm saying. You kinda have to.

[He just sort of rolls his eyes at that]

If anything, I'm a danger to myself rather than others. The only times I actually become a public menace are if I get bored.

So it's really pretty much in the interest of everyone's sanity I be kept entertained. And. Given my things.

Or at least something to download my AI into.

[He's five minutes away from trying pouting to see where that gets him]

You keep asking like anybody can actually do this stuff for you even if they did want to. 'Your things' are the Admiral's property until your Warden asks for them back. The guy doesn't respond well to veiled threats, emotional appeals, begging or even basic logic.

[He pauses, thoughtful for a long moment. Probably the longest Tony's gone without speaking since he's gotten here. Sleeping hours not included, before...]

How about targeted annoyance? Because I can be pretty annoying.

Agreed. But no, that won't work either.

You sure? Because I have a list of, uh, 487 things I can do to boost the annoying factor.

Which will just make you a bunch of varyingly violent enemies and, again, not work.

Hey, I'm open for suggestions. Otherwise I'm gonna have to fall back on the old flirt or insult.

Those are, at best, subcategories of 'annoying'.

[She could stand to be flirted with but she'll never admit it.]

Yeah, my repertoire is a little rusty.

[Stick around, Shego. He flirts as a gut reaction nine times out of ten]

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