2nd Command; Video

[aggravating]

[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.

Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]

Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.

I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-

[No, calm down Tony]

All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.

Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.

If you're a fan of explosions and fire.

[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.

But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]

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[Video]

[aggravating]

[He actually throws his hands up in annoyance at that]

Oh yeah, look at me. Tony Stark, the prison anarchist. God damn it. I'm a hero back home. America's cover story.

I just want something to do.

[Video]

[slayage]

[Unfazed Buffy is unfazed. She just raises an eyebrow.]

Uhhuh. And if I take that chance and request your helmet back, you know I could get in even more warden-y trouble than I already am if you do something not-good, right?

[She wants to help. She just wants to make sure first.]

[Video]

[aggravating]

Trust me, I'm bound to do worse without my Jiminy Cricket of an AI nagging in my ear.

[Video]

[slayage]

[Pauuuuse. Yes, she's considering it, Tony. Do you see Buffy considering this. She smiles lightly.]

One more week of good behavior and I'll request it back for you.

But if you cause any trouble with it, I am taking you down myself, got it?

[Video]

[aggravating]

Wouldn't be the first time I've gotten my ass kicked by a girl. [Pepper does so all the time. Verbally.

He's also sure Natalie- Natasha... uh.

Actually, he doesn't want to think about what she could use to kill him.]

I'll be good. Cross my heart. [And he makes an 'x' over that glowing circle under his shirt.]

[Video]

[slayage]

[That's good to hear. Usually she's hit with so much skepticism about what a 5'2 100 pound blonde female is capable of. It works to her advantage sometimes, but mostly? It's just annoying.

Buffy nods, smiling.]

Okay. We have a deal.

[Video]

[aggravating]

[Yeah. Once you're stabbed in a neck by a tiny red-head, you kind of... learn fast.]

Beautiful. Definitely holding you to it.