4th Command; Video

[aggravating]

Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?

Awesome.

This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.

Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.

[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]

Comments

[alwayshasaplan]

You ever heard of El Rey? They brew this tequila down here with like, hornet juice or something in it. I have no idea. I just woke up in my room to my kid brother wanting porn and now Iron Man. Fuck it, I'm all in. How the Hell are you?

[aggravating]

El Rey? Not so much. Unless you're talking about that theater in LA or Cuban cigars, then I'm all in.

[He just sort of snorts, at that]

Hey, I just finished fighting off the zombie apocalypse in the middle of some run down city. It's been a pretty messed up few weeks.

Otherwise, still relatively sane. If you don't count talking to freaking pink ponies.

[alwayshasaplan]

Shit, man, anything involving Cuban cigars and I'm all in too.

...no kidding. [A long silence.]

Hey, the pony's pretty cool. [He chuckles.] Screw it. If all this weird crap means I get to talk to my brother for the first time since he got killed I'm for it.

[aggravating]

You actually on this boat? Because if you are and I ever find some? You'll be the first to know.

[Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Him.]

She wants to skin me and make me into cupcakes.

Nothing about that is cool. [Sorry man, not touching that other bit with a ten foot pole. Emotions and talking, he's bad at them.]

[alwayshasaplan]

Nope. I am in El Rey in northern Mexico. My brother's aboard though and apparently sometimes I can reach him there.

...wait what?

Fuck me, so you're talking to a refugee from Satan's toybox?

[aggravating]

Damn. [He actually means it, too :c ] Could use a few people who appreciate actual luxuries on here.

That's a pretty good way to put it.

[The pony's just. Freaking him out a little. It's not often that he's threatened to be eaten by something normally shown to three year olds]

o/~ My Little Pony, Apocalypse Ponies....

[alwayshasaplan]

That's just...eight kinds of fucked up. Even worse than when all the awesome titty bar dancers sprouted fangs on us.