4th Command; Video

[aggravating]

Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?

Awesome.

This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.

Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.

[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]

Comments

[pinkpartypony]

I like bouncing! I'd be bouncing now if it weren't time for the wedding. Ooo! And explosives like fireworks right? right? I LOVE fireworks! There'll be fireworks toniiiiight.

[Bounc Bounce grin.] No, silly, why would I do that? I don't wanna drown anybody! Then what would I make my clothes out of?

[It's so innocuous. Did she say it Did she?]

[aggravating]

Of course you have wedding. And fireworks. Fantastic. Beautiful. Do you wear wedding gowns and exchange rings, too?

[He's having nightmares about you for the next few months you creepy, cheerful, psychotic hallucination, you]

Okay, counting the wearing human skin for clothes as a quip about humans using horses for glue. Which, by the way, I was never in support of and even helped donate for it to be completely abolished.

Just in case we're keeping count or something.

[pinkpartypony]

[TWANG. Her hair goes straight and Pinkie is suddenly glaring at him, eyes parted, lips bright.]

Yes, clearly. If I am a fantasy then there would be weddings. And fireworks. Because logically you witless cretin I would be drawing from your own experiences. The difference is that if I were a figment of your fucking imagination I would probably feature far more prominantly in this particular story. I would be naked and dancing in a fountain of punch after kissing both bride AND groom.

[Pinkmania observes. She sees all and she observes. By way of response she holds up two things out of camera. One is a knife, the other is...a mortar and pestle.]

I am making REFRESHMENTS Iron man. While you mention we're GLUE I mention that in addition to my own fucking clothing line I am rather fond of CUPCAKES.

Do you like cupcakes iron man?

[aggravating]

[He's going to die.

This is just- He is literally going to die.]

Yeah, uh, pretty sure I might have done that once or twice. So. You've got me nailed.

... If I say no, will that keep me from getting made into pony chow?

[... Pinkie you've destroyed his ability to respond with biting remarks and unmatched sarcasm. He is creeped the fuck out by you. Congratulations.]