Tony Stark (
aggravating) wrote2012-06-08 04:47 pm
4th Command; Video
Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?
Awesome.
This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.
Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.
[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]
Awesome.
This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.
Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.
[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]

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[But as excited as he is for all of five seconds, it doesn't last] Yeah, no. This isn't gonna work. These communicators of ours literally run on paperclips and string. Sometimes tubes of melted down fudge.
I'm still wrapping my head around food-based systems. So until I learn to hack with a piece of licorice and a lollipop, I'm stranded in Willy Wonka's Factory with no way back to sanity.
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If anyone could learn how to do it, I'm sure you'd be the first.
[A window of the Tesseract in wireframe comes into view. Some finger presses later and its shrunk down to a more manageable, though still visible, size.]
That is what we need to find. A crazy demi-god got access to it and what his plans are mean mass destruction. I'm working on a tracking outlet for it now.
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Working on it. I'm thinking, mm, another few days? Pretty sure I just got a spark from a gumdrop earlier.
[He's leaning forward, eyebrows arching up and lips drawn down in an unimpressed frown]
Fury called in two of the best minds in the world to find a glowing box? Tell me it at least does something cool.
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That's what we're trying to figure out. Or you are. Remember when I mentioned JARVIS? Your hacking? I'm trying to find it, as requested "nicely". You want to dig out their secrets.
[Not even trying to seem disapproving. He's curious, too.]
What we do know is it has unlimited power and energy. With a demi-god who stole it? That could mean anything.