5th Command; Video

[aggravating]

['Sup Barge, Tony's looking rather snazzy in his suit right now, isn't he?]

Okay, if I'm going to be stuck on this alien visitors barge, I need three things:

Full access to the bar. A better room. And at least three women who want to be shown the time of their lives.



[ooc: Information about what's different with Tony is here! But pretty much he's the same asshole he was. Just. More into supporting terrorism, now. The real meat of things will come post-flood.

Also, I've been failing at tags recently, but I should be able to catch up tonight and tomorrow! this is just going up now, because I'll be completely internetless Friday and Saturday, and most of Sunday. So yes! Getting things going now c:]

Comments

[umgekehrt]

[Sorry, Tony, Stildyne is going to vent his barge stress via epic troll. He thinks you can handle it.]

You mean-- are you a male of your species? I thought you were a woman like me! I prefer women but since you ask so intriguingly...

[Perfect, horrifically ugly poker-face.]

[aggravating]

[He was born to handle trolling no matter what]

Get me drunk enough, darling, and I could treat you like a woman all you want.

[dear god]

[umgekehrt]

[Well played, sir.]

Not that I wouldn't enjoy a piece, but we're discouraged from bribing inmates for sex. Not the done thing.

[wecanavenge]

Three? That's a bit greedy, don't you think?

[aggravating]

Personally, I thought it was kind of on the conservative side.

[wecanavenge]

You must have a very interesting life, friend.

[wedonot]

I like the way you think.

[aggravating]

About 90% of the world usually does.

[Snark snark, smug smug]

[wedonot]

And the other ten?

[thestarspangledman]

What, you get a bunk bed or something?

[aggravating]

Are you seriou- you're serious.

I'm talking about sex. That mythical tab A into slot B thing you've no doubt heard stories of, Twiggy.

[thestarspangledman]

[Have an annoyed look.]

I know what sex is.

Video:

[childhood_surgery]

Has it become your mission in life to saturate the rest of us with a lack of professionalism, Stark?

Video: SOB SORRY I LOST THIS NOTIF

[aggravating]

Uhhhhhhh yeah. Sounds about right.

Being professional and uptight is just outright boring.

Video: D:

[childhood_surgery]

Your willing absence of efficiency is almost alarming.

[love_slave]

Well, if you're offering...

[Zev is affected, with Kai having been removed from her life. So her experiences with men have been filled with less rejection.]

[aggravating]

[Why hello there.]

Honey, I'm more than offering. I'm promising.

[love_slave]

I warn you, I don't tire easily.

[This is not the most discouraging warning, Zev.]

Where's your quarters?

[an_abomination]

If you find a way to get any of the things you listed, be sure to share how you got it done.

[aggravating]

Kid, I already have one of those requests in the works. It's all downhill from here.

[an_abomination]

In the works is different than worked out.

[chlorophylliac]

That's five things.

[aggravating]

Not when you have the three girls at once.

[persuadeyou]

[The quiiiietest of snorts.] And you're going to show them that?

[Because Red Room Operative!Natasha is so unimpressed by your reputation, Tony, sorry. :c]

oops i lost this notif

[aggravating]

[This is a travesty Natasha. A pure, horrible travesty]

I'm absolute magic in bed, sweetheart. I could write a book; the Secrets to Orgasm.