5th Command; Video

[aggravating]

['Sup Barge, Tony's looking rather snazzy in his suit right now, isn't he?]

Okay, if I'm going to be stuck on this alien visitors barge, I need three things:

Full access to the bar. A better room. And at least three women who want to be shown the time of their lives.



[ooc: Information about what's different with Tony is here! But pretty much he's the same asshole he was. Just. More into supporting terrorism, now. The real meat of things will come post-flood.

Also, I've been failing at tags recently, but I should be able to catch up tonight and tomorrow! this is just going up now, because I'll be completely internetless Friday and Saturday, and most of Sunday. So yes! Getting things going now c:]

Comments

[aggravating]

[And he might be smirking triumphantly]

If you weren't already having them, you need to be educated. Hey, I can set up a chair. Give you some tips. Let you in on some quality porn.

[This will be something they will never, ever speak of once they're back to themselves again, right? Right.]

[thestarspangledman]

[--Aaaand even pinker.]

No. I -- just stop right there, fella.

[aggravating]

If you'd rather a hands on lesson, I could swing it.

[You are so fun to pick on, Tiny]

[thestarspangledman]

I said no.

[aggravating]

Everyone does at first. [... Wait no, that sounds like rape]

And yet you're still here. Kind of sensing some latent homosexual urges in you, kid.

[thestarspangledman]

....[You're just getting a disbelieving look, Tony.]

[aggravating]

[And you're... getting a smirk and raised eyebrows, Steve.

Sorry.]