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aggravating) wrote2012-10-17 12:08 pm
aggravating) wrote2012-10-17 12:08 pm
15th Command; text
[So just a short while after this starts happening, a nice text message is being posted to the network.]
COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
Have you ever wondered what an actual red-blooded American Hero duking it out with a little more red-blooded Russian superspy would look like?
Have you ever wanted to just sit and watch as (this one's for you, ladies) one ridiculously muscled, eagle calling Adonis trades blows with a curvy, well-endowed, red-headed killing machine? Blows that might end up with one or both parties pinned and sweaty to the mat?
Then look no further, because this is a show that's currently happening in the gym. Unfortunately, you snooze you lose. So if you want in? Better come prepared with some sort of ticket trade-in. Energy drinks and random pieces of metal might land you up in the front rows. Sneak me some booze and you'll end up so close you're practically getting punched in the face.
COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
Have you ever wondered what an actual red-blooded American Hero duking it out with a little more red-blooded Russian superspy would look like?
Have you ever wanted to just sit and watch as (this one's for you, ladies) one ridiculously muscled, eagle calling Adonis trades blows with a curvy, well-endowed, red-headed killing machine? Blows that might end up with one or both parties pinned and sweaty to the mat?
Then look no further, because this is a show that's currently happening in the gym. Unfortunately, you snooze you lose. So if you want in? Better come prepared with some sort of ticket trade-in. Energy drinks and random pieces of metal might land you up in the front rows. Sneak me some booze and you'll end up so close you're practically getting punched in the face.
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[Why are you so mad all he's doing is trying to profit off a sparring session straight out of a kung fu movie.]
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[Because that is his inmate you're pimping out there, and if anyone gets to make her life miserable it's him.]
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And yeah, no. Sorry. He's a teammate. And he's a teammate who's been stabbed in the neck and tricked by one Natasha Romanoff. He claims miserable-making authority.]