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[aggravating]

[So just a short while after this starts happening, a nice text message is being posted to the network.]

COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

Have you ever wondered what an actual red-blooded American Hero duking it out with a little more red-blooded Russian superspy would look like?

Have you ever wanted to just sit and watch as (this one's for you, ladies) one ridiculously muscled, eagle calling Adonis trades blows with a curvy, well-endowed, red-headed killing machine? Blows that might end up with one or both parties pinned and sweaty to the mat?

Then look no further, because this is a show that's currently happening in the gym. Unfortunately, you snooze you lose. So if you want in? Better come prepared with some sort of ticket trade-in. Energy drinks and random pieces of metal might land you up in the front rows. Sneak me some booze and you'll end up so close you're practically getting punched in the face.

Comments

[wedonot]

Anyone who sneaks you alcohol is going to have a very serious problem on their hands. [And it's name is Charles Francis Xavier. >C]

[aggravating]

Thanks, mom. [STOP RUINING HIS LIFE!!!!]

[breakingmyheart]

Well, this is needlessly exploitative, but...points for novelty, I suppose.

[wedonot]

[Don't make me ground you. B(]

I just wanted to be sure we're all on the same page.

[aggravating]

Hey, I know a business opportunity when I see one. [He did somehow manage to be CEO for like... almost twenty years.]

We gonna talk ticket prices?

[breakingmyheart]

Even if I was the sort of person who would pay to watch people fighting, Natasha is giving me self-defence training and 'Adonis' isn't actually a descriptor that interests me. So no.

[truth_is_cold]

This isn't all that unusual for people that have bothered to come to the gym. [Not that he has a problem with fights and it's one of his favorite things but, come on Tony, a lot of pretty people fight here.]

[aggravating]

Yeah, yeah, alcohol's the devil. Bad decisions were made. Blah, blah, blah.

[Can you tell how annoyed he is with this whole sobriety thing]

[aggravating]

[Hm, okay, how to put this to make things more interesting...]

Captain America's fighting a Russian Spy.

[aggravating]

She's giving classes? [And Tony hasn't been invited to spy on them? Rude.]

Okay, scratch Adonis, put in Steve Rogers.

[truth_is_cold]

I'm from 10,000 years in the future. America's been gone for a while. So has Russia.

[aggravating]

You're really not fun. [Excuse the face he's making right now] Let's just say that it's a fight that'll probably last about an hour, so if you're a hand to hand enthusiast, might wanna check it out.

I'll even waive ticket price for a quick peek.

[breakingmyheart]

I - did guess who you were talking about. It still holds true.

[Tosh is selectively attracted to a) hopeless cases b) douchebags c) both.]

And she's helping me brush up in exchange for Japanese conversational practice.

[useofaswhat]

What is wrong with you?

[aggravating]

[He's just shrugging, because seriously. Only so many tiny, can kill you with their thighs redheads on the ship.] Not really a secret, just figured a description would stick better than a name.

[There's a part of Tony who's stupidly challenging about Natasha knowing more languages than him. Call it a childish playground rivalry.]

Conversational Japanese, huh?

[aggravating]

You want the key points or the extended list?

[breakingmyheart]

I was born in Osaka, I'm bilingual. And she seems to know a bit of everything.

[truth_is_cold]

I've seen how she fights up close and personally. She's very good. And if I go anywhere on the ship, I'll be going for free anyway.

[Cheeky grin. Because he's a bastard.]

[useofaswhat]

I don't got the time for an overview. Are you an idiot? Is that the problem?

[aggravating]

I'm still ninety four percent convinced she can decapitate people with her thighs.

Can I bum metal and caffeine off you anyway? [Charles has been frowning at him over supplies ever since the whole... tiny robot thing.]

[aggravating]

She speaks Latin. [As if that just explains everything.] You offering lessons or was that just part of a slumber party deal?

[aggravating]

Pretty sure being an idiot would go against the whole genius thing, so. No.

[Why are you so mad all he's doing is trying to profit off a sparring session straight out of a kung fu movie.]

[breakingmyheart]

Not on a formal basis, but -- I suppose, if anyone's interested.

[Video]

[silvestris]

Didn't you see Rocky Four? [UNIMPRESSED this has been done.] Show me a new trick and I'll start the bets, but otherwise you can keep the little show in the small gym.

video;

[buildindreemz]

You never stop, do you?