15th Command; text

[aggravating]

[So just a short while after this starts happening, a nice text message is being posted to the network.]

COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY

Have you ever wondered what an actual red-blooded American Hero duking it out with a little more red-blooded Russian superspy would look like?

Have you ever wanted to just sit and watch as (this one's for you, ladies) one ridiculously muscled, eagle calling Adonis trades blows with a curvy, well-endowed, red-headed killing machine? Blows that might end up with one or both parties pinned and sweaty to the mat?

Then look no further, because this is a show that's currently happening in the gym. Unfortunately, you snooze you lose. So if you want in? Better come prepared with some sort of ticket trade-in. Energy drinks and random pieces of metal might land you up in the front rows. Sneak me some booze and you'll end up so close you're practically getting punched in the face.

Comments

[wedonot]

Anyone who sneaks you alcohol is going to have a very serious problem on their hands. [And it's name is Charles Francis Xavier. >C]

[aggravating]

Thanks, mom. [STOP RUINING HIS LIFE!!!!]

[breakingmyheart]

Well, this is needlessly exploitative, but...points for novelty, I suppose.

[aggravating]

Hey, I know a business opportunity when I see one. [He did somehow manage to be CEO for like... almost twenty years.]

We gonna talk ticket prices?

[truth_is_cold]

This isn't all that unusual for people that have bothered to come to the gym. [Not that he has a problem with fights and it's one of his favorite things but, come on Tony, a lot of pretty people fight here.]

[aggravating]

[Hm, okay, how to put this to make things more interesting...]

Captain America's fighting a Russian Spy.

[useofaswhat]

What is wrong with you?

[aggravating]

You want the key points or the extended list?

[Video]

[silvestris]

Didn't you see Rocky Four? [UNIMPRESSED this has been done.] Show me a new trick and I'll start the bets, but otherwise you can keep the little show in the small gym.

[Video]

[aggravating]

Unfortunately, yeah. I have. [Oh, he's amused.]

You're new here, aren't you? Because seriously, Captain America and-- [Shit maybe he shouldn't say Natasha's name... ah well, whatever. She's had her cover long enough. Or something. And he can't remember which fake name she's going by.] --Natasha Romanoff going at it on a gym mat? Something you're gonna want popcorn for.

video;

[buildindreemz]

You never stop, do you?

video;

[aggravating]

Haven't yet. Call me the Energizer Entrepreneur.

[notiaraincluded]

I've seen'em fight worse.

[Though he hasn't actually MET the Cap onboard and that's something he intends to remedy soon.]

[aggravating]

I would say I have, but I was too busy playing Jonah to check out the view.

[Blowing up giant alien worm-snake things from the inside. Only Tony Stark.]

Come on, you really going to miss out on this sparring match?

[likeamonster]

[Oh Tony darling. You had him at 'fight'.]

Sounds like fun.

[aggravating]

[Oh, hey, he knows you. And not just from this stupid ship (he kind of missed your hello to the network). Nope, he knows you from back home, you little abomination, you.

Because of you he had to have a meeting with Ross. And that was really not something he ever wanted to do. Like. Ever.]

It's a party. One creepy people aren't actually invited to. We're kind of a pro-Banner group. Buy the WE ❤ HULK t-shirt and I'll reconsider.

[lastincident]

Did you really need to make it sound... [... vaguely pornographic? ]

[aggravating]

Every word of this announcement is more than necessary.

[Yes. Yes he did.]

[timesbureaucrat]

I know that flying under the radar is an unfamiliar concept to you, but spies tend not to appreciate it very much when you announce to the world at large that they're spies.

[truth_is_cold]

Even spies that do it to themselves.

[You will never escape, Narvin. Never.]

[aggravating]

[... Wait, shit. Was Natasha still under cover?]

Yeah, but. You don't know this spy like I do. [He's so dead.] Besides, she's kind of a spy-assassin combo. Even if the spy part fails, there's still the choke you with her thighs and leaving you dying a really happy death on the floor.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Mr Stark, if you could pause in your rambling for a moment, I have a request.

[Private]

[aggravating]

Hey, not ramblings. Impromptu advertising. [But...] Shoot.

[imfollowinghim]

I'm pretty sure the gym used to be free admission for everyone.

[aggravating]

Used to being the key phrase, here. Have you seen these two spar? It's like... almost pornographic.

[Private]

[persuadeyou]

[AND LATER, she hasn't even showered yet, her hair is still pulled back and she looks like she might murder him.]

Stark.

[Private]

[aggravating]

[Yeah hi, he's escaped the gym by now. And is in some nondescript hallway. He has at least that much common sense.]

Heeeeey. Nice show, back there. [He's so dead, isn't he?]