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aggravating) wrote2012-05-26 02:38 pm
aggravating) wrote2012-05-26 02:38 pm
2nd Command; Video
[Hey there barge! It's been a little over a week since dear Tony here first made contact with you all, but he's been... uh. More than a little prevalent in most conversations.
Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]
Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.
I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-
[No, calm down Tony]
All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.
Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.
If you're a fan of explosions and fire.
[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.
But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]
Even when he didn't comment, he's done pretty much nothing but creep on every single conversation around the barge.]
Okay, so, I know there's this stupid thing with wardens vs inmates and what we're allowed to get our hands on, but. I am willing to give up my naptime once therapy hour starts if I can get one thing.
I had a suit when I came in. A big, red and gold suit that was taken by... I don't even know, I'm not going to think about it. But if my baby's been cannibalized I swear-
[No, calm down Tony]
All I want to know is who I have to schmooze in order to at least get my helmet back. It doesn't have any tools, just a few downloaded games to help pass the time as well as my music.
Oh, uh, also? It might be in your better interest to give it to me, wardens. I kind of have this thing I do when I get bored and find wires underneath a wall panel. It's... well it's kind of pretty, actually.
If you're a fan of explosions and fire.
[Okaaaaay, so he wouldn't explode things on purpose, but there's always the trial and error part of things and... well, uh. There's a reason Dummy's always on stand-by with the fire extinguisher.
But no, seriously. He's bored. And he never, ever stays still and he doesn't have a lab and ugh. He's literally twitching to get elbow deep in wires and see what the hell he can do with whatever's behind the walls, here.]
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Do I seriously have to wait for my own personal babysitter or can I just... appeal to the general empathy of people?
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Just a hand slap and a wag of a finger if it comes to it and I'll be handing it over, no fuss. [Lies. Utter lies.]
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All right. If you're not paired by the next pairing announcement, I'll request it and take responsibility for it for you.
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He just needs to find a way to hack it.]
Such a gentleman.
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[He's more curious about it than getting mad at the insensibility of it right now]
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Food, though... that's a theory I'm interested in.
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Well, I'm sure I can run up a small system, if you want to take a look.
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Maybe if I combine your science with mine, and throw in a touch of pure luck...
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Pepperoni powered suit. That's all I'm saying.
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