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aggravating) wrote2012-06-08 04:47 pm
aggravating) wrote2012-06-08 04:47 pm
4th Command; Video
Apparently we're in some sort of web of inter-dimensional transmissions, huh?
Awesome.
This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.
Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.
[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]
Awesome.
This is Tony Stark - but if you didn't already know that you're probably not going to be much fun, today - otherwise known as Iron Man.
Consider this my ET Phone Home moment.
[He's... really not expecting much from today. But hey. All the cool kids are doing it.]
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GET HIM OFF THE DAMN LIST.]
..... Nnnnooooo. I'm not. Pretty sure no "oo-man" [Finger quotes and all] is actually made completely out of metal.
But uh, can we go back to the fact that my mental breakdown has come in the form of a pink, hyperactive talking pony?
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Your mental breakdown? Your mental breakdown and suddenly my existence is subject entirely to your whims. In one full moment you have taken everything in my life and reduced it to a single fucking denominator. You. My god that hellhole of a prison ship makes me sick.
None of you can go five fucking minutes without it suddenly turning into a pity party sans hats and balloons. At the very least you could all do me the common courtesy of wearing a hat and attempting to be amusing while you spiral down into your own woe is me well. For godsake. I ought to peel the woman from head-to-toe and make you a hat to wear made of her skin you selfish fuck. Your mental breakdown. Good god.
[And ...twaaaaang-back to poofy and pink] What's hyperactive.
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Holy.
Christ.
What the fuck just happened?]
..... Uh. This isn't a Ring thing, is it? You're not going to crawl out of the communicator and strangle or drown me or anything? Because if you do, I swear to God- I. Swear. To. God I'll fall back on shotguns and explosives in a heartbeat.
[Why is he even still answer- God, he has a death wish. No sense of self-preservation] Too full of energy for your own good, always bouncing everywhere and hey. Let's throw in creepily bipolar for good measure.
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[Bounc Bounce grin.] No, silly, why would I do that? I don't wanna drown anybody! Then what would I make my clothes out of?
[It's so innocuous. Did she say it Did she?]
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[He's having nightmares about you for the next few months you creepy, cheerful, psychotic hallucination, you]
Okay, counting the wearing human skin for clothes as a quip about humans using horses for glue. Which, by the way, I was never in support of and even helped donate for it to be completely abolished.
Just in case we're keeping count or something.
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Yes, clearly. If I am a fantasy then there would be weddings. And fireworks. Because logically you witless cretin I would be drawing from your own experiences. The difference is that if I were a figment of your fucking imagination I would probably feature far more prominantly in this particular story. I would be naked and dancing in a fountain of punch after kissing both bride AND groom.
[Pinkmania observes. She sees all and she observes. By way of response she holds up two things out of camera. One is a knife, the other is...a mortar and pestle.]
I am making REFRESHMENTS Iron man. While you mention we're GLUE I mention that in addition to my own fucking clothing line I am rather fond of CUPCAKES.
Do you like cupcakes iron man?
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This is just- He is literally going to die.]
Yeah, uh, pretty sure I might have done that once or twice. So. You've got me nailed.
... If I say no, will that keep me from getting made into pony chow?
[... Pinkie you've destroyed his ability to respond with biting remarks and unmatched sarcasm. He is creeped the fuck out by you. Congratulations.]