17th Command; video

[aggravating]

This again? [He's so not amused. You see how not amused he is? This is A+ levels of not. Fucking. Amused..] Alright, I'll bite. Let's see who knows me.

This is Tony Stark. Yes the Tony Stark. Iron Man, eccentric billionaire, genius inventor. Let's chat.

[... Wait. Shit he almost forgot.

A look of something that can only be described as pure, creeped out discomfort pulls at his face as he leans forward, about to turn off the feed.]

And if you're a psycho pink pony? Yeah. No. Go creep on someone else.

[Not today, Pinkmania. Not. Today.]

Comments

[yeahscience]

...Holy shit, yo. I totally thought you were making that psycho pony shit up.

[aggravating]

Yeah, uh. Psychotic, human eating ponies aren't exactly things you can just. Make up.

[HE TOLD YOU, DAMNIT]

[yeahscience]

The tweakers I know, yeah, they definitely can.

...doesn't make the reality any less creepy as shit, though.